My husband and myself have very differing sleep habits. He can fall asleep standing up with little to no effort, I must ease into sleep which can sometimes (see most times) be a very drawn out process involving lots of tossing and turning and even more adjusting of pillows and covers. If anything disturbs my PreSleep game of Twister the whole process starts over again. My husband has a deep affection for his snooze alarm. He will set his phone alarm for an hour before he really has to be up and hit snooze every 5 minutes until he ends up waking up at the last possible minute to get ready for work anyways. Why you ask would he choose to hit the snooze 20 times instead of just resetting his alarm? Because he is clearly insane, CLEARLY.
This Snooze Button Ritual is pretty much the bane of my existance. From the very first alarm I am up and I could very well fall back asleep but the barage of snooze hitting that follows for the next hour prevents this. I grumble, if I'm really tired I piss and moan, sometimes rather loudly, sometimes causing him to retreat to the couch (snooze alarm and all). One Little Indian is a light sleeper like me, so if he just happens to be in the process of having a pre-morning snack at the time and the alarm goes off he is awaken from his milk coma by the godawful Snooze monster and this makes for one fussy Little Indian and one very ticked off Mama.
Do you think this Snooze unslaught is bad? Perhaps you are lover of all things "Snooze" yourself and you feel I'm overreacting, but what about on days the husband doesn't have to work but he STILL has his alarm on and he STILL hits snooze for an hour? Those days are what send me compleatly over the edge, like ready to throw the phone in the toilet, sign divorce papers, pour water on him, over the edge. So what is a tired mama to do? Perhaps I will just start resetting his alarm after he goes to sleep at night for the actual time he gets up anyways. If that doesn't work the phone will eventually end up where the sun doesn't shine one of these mornings, I would like to see him try to press snooze from there.

